Blue and Blind | FanFiction
Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigaki Kisame, Humor, Pun Naruto Akatsuki Funny, Funny Hoshigaki Kisame & Uchiha Itachi (members of Akatsuki) Itachi Akatsuki. "It sounds a lot to me like – like Uchiha Itachi likes you." Pein and Konan confer about these strange new developments in an undertone. . Besides, written correspondence is an excellent way to further your relationship!". See more. itachi, kisame, and akatsuki image Naruto Funny, Anime Naruto, Naruto Pics, See more. Itachi and Kisame Gaara, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Funny .. NARUTO/Kisame x Itachi I want to know their relations more.
Please refrain from calling Tobi that; he's a very sensitive boy. Sensing their eyes on him, he swivels around sharply, and they all freeze guiltily. Itachi sighs imperceptibly, before turning his attention back to the oven. Konan twitches slightly, before pulling herself up from her seat gracefully, and, scorning the use of an oven mitt, pulls out the tray of steaming, soft, slightly melt-y chocolate chip cookies.
Deidara cannot stifle his soft moan of longing. Pein lowers the newspaper and fixes him with a warning look. Therefore, Hidan, Kisame, Tobi, and Deidara do nothing but stare at the cookies, transfixed, as Konan places five of them on Itachi's plate, and pours him a cold glass of milk.
Itachi nods his thanks to Konan, takes the plate and the glass of milk, and then disappears from the kitchen without another word, his sandals echoing softly as he goes off down the hallway.
Six in all, un…sugar is like crack cocaine to him! Itachi cried for like three seconds, broke Deidara's legs and ribs, and then ate two peanut butter cookies.
She sounds like an — interesting — sort of individual. Her mind is buzzing with a million freakin' weird things to tell, and there's only one person who she trusts to give her an honest opinion— The second Sakura knocks on the heavy wooden departmental door, it swings open, and Sakura falls inward, into a pair of very familiar arms.
The word on the street was that you were captured by the Akatsuki and I thought I was going to die of fright and Tsunade-sama had to lock me and Naruto and Kakashi-sensei and Yamato up to prevent us from setting out to find you and Shikamaru said that they might want to use you to heal that Uchiha bastard's eyes and I was so worried, and…and…" At this point, Ino begins crying too hard to speak properly, and, rolling her eyes affectionately, Sakura pulls out a handkerchief and tosses it at her best friend as she enters the office and shuts the door behind her.
It turns out you heard right — I was captured by the Akatsuki, and I did have to heal that Uchiha bastard's eyes. I can't believe you were alone for two weeks with an organization full of mass-murdering psychopaths!
She omits no details whatsoever, and talks until her throat is dry, and until Ino is staring at her, transfixed, with her mouth slightly open. Then, Tobi stands up, tosses his knitting needles aside, and proudly declares that his sweater for Itachi-san is done, and would anybody like to come along for a visit?
Naturally, Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame accompany him, just for the lulz that is sure to ensue when Tobi presents the heartbroken Itachi with a fuzzy woolen magenta sweater. Itachi and Kisame's room is located in the west wing of Headquarters, and is marked by an elegantly painted ocean-blue door and a bronze engraved plaque that bears Kisame's name, followed by the inscription Fish Are Friends, Not Food, and Itachi's, with the inscription Enter And Face A Painful Death. Tobi has a present for you, un!
It makes me hungry. The Uchiha prodigy is sitting in the lotus position on the pillow, staring blankly out the window.
I find Bella's lullaby soothing. I crocheted it myself. It will warm your heart!
It is a perfect fit. Hidan shakes his head. Deidara surveys Itachi thoughtfully, tilting his head. Itachi spins to look at the window, sweater forgotten, and— "What the fuck?
Instinctively, he reaches for the window's latch, and the slug collapses inside, landing on the bed with yet another tired squelch. By this point, Kisame, Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara have all retreated to the other side of the room, huddling together on Kisame's bed in sheer fright, while Itachi has armed himself with a kunai, just in case.
He reaches out toward the gray slug tentatively— "Don't touch it! The right side of the room waits breathlessly as Itachi unfolds the paper and reads it, his expression remaining impassive. As soon as he sets it down on the bed, though, Kisame, Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara all rush over there for sheer curiosity, fearsome slug or not. Dear Itachi, The contents of the package should help. Actually, never mind — I made it myself, so it will help. If you ever kidnap me again, though, I won't stop at a punch to the jaw.
Itachi unwraps the light tissue paper from said package, revealing a small box. He turns it upside down on the bed, and a small transparent container falls out.
He picks it up; it is filled to the brim with an ivory cream of some sort, one that smells rather strongly of various herbs. Or…something…" Itachi blinks at the innocent container.
It says, I am not interested. Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? Enigma by Mazuku reviews Kisame knows he will never understand Itachi. T - English - Romance - Chapters: Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
He has a plan. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him Now he had to realize he managed only because he had never been alone. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. Oneshot, KisaIta, slightly explicit.
Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they?
The Woes of a Father, a naruto fanfic | FanFiction
A kind of demented friendship fic. KisameItachi yaoi Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump.